Trick or Treat

My friend Laura from college offered this nugget of humor that is strikingly appropriate for this day:

My Chinese professor says he gets a lot of college kids, particularly skimpily dressed girls, coming to his door on Halloween. He enjoys answering the doorbell with responses such as this:

Playboy Bunny: “Trick or Treat!”
Professor: “Aren’t you a little old to be giving me that option?”