News of the Canadian "All Nude Clogging Champion"

Today, Scott Kelby posted a link to to Dave Cross' profile from the other day. First off, I'm grateful for the support and encouragement and I've certainly enjoyed learning more about these giants of the Photoshop world.

Also, I'd be interested in the interview Scott was reading that said Dave Cross spent time in a maximum security federal penitentiary, or that he once held the Canadian title for "All Nude Clogging Champion--Males 25-40 Division."

Thanks guys!