Photoshop Limericks

I was looking around the NAPP forums yesterday afternoon and came across this thread* that has a series of Limericks based on Photoshop. So I thought I'd give it a go.

My nephew once asked for a turn,
Of cameras he has much to learn.
The shots were off-kilter,
With nary a filter
To fix the incredible blur!

With textures of sandstone and chrome,
The gallery is the filter's home.
So many to choose,
Your mind you could lose.
There should be a smart guiding gnome!

There is a dynamic team,
Whose Photoshop skills are extreme.
Scott Kelby's the boss,
And then there's Dave Cross,
And Kloskowski loves him some steam!

If northward you direct your route
The Canadians will be such a hoot.
Now Dave's a Canuck
With lot's of photo luck
Even though they pronounce it "aboot!"

(This coming from the person who wrote his conclusions to one of his religious theory finals in haiku.)

Additions: (I just can't stop!)
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who liked to shoot pales and buckets.
As adjustments were made
Inspiration did fade
So he decided to give up and chuck it.

The warp tool is Corey's good friend.
He likes to make images bend.
His Wacom is cool
And Pixel Jockey's Rule!
When you have old photos to mend.

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